Top 11 Signs You’ve Seen Too Many Adult Movies
- You get your best home decorating ideas from adult movie sets.
- You can name at least five movies that used the exact same couch.
- You can identify adult stars by pictures of their genitalia.
- You know how the couch got the monkey shaped stain.
Watching Adult Movies
- You fast forward through the sex so you can get to the dialogue and see if the new acting lessons paid off.
- You host a viewing party to celebrate Booty Talk 93 coming out, just like you did for the 92 previous titles.
- Your favorite shot game is based on scars from bad boob jobs.
- You see nothing wrong with loudly and graphically describing the anal sex movie you watched last night in public restaurants surrounded by families.
- You’re genuinely surprised when the pizza delivery girl slaps you, threatens to call the cops for indecent exposure and demands you pay with cash instead of your sausage.
- You can tell to the ounce how much silicone is in a girl’s boob job.
- Your favorites playlist is filled with the music soundtracks from your favorite pornos.