I Had Sasha Grey For Steak & Blowjob Day

I’m writing this in a post-orgasmic coma, so forgive me if I sound a bit loopey! Steak and Blowjob Day is here, and since my girlfriend is currently stationed overseas, she left me with a gift – the Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal (and a steak that she had specially ordered from the butcher down the street). While it wasn’t anything close to her real life vagina, this porn star pocket mouth was certainly a decent substitute!

When I opened the box a few days before Steak & Blowjob day and saw the contents inside, I knew exactly who it was from. My girlfriend knows I have a thing for Sasha Grey, and we had always “celebrated” Steak & BJ Day when she wasn’t abroad. I was a bit skeptical at first – I’ve never used a male masturbator before. It was pretty typical in appearance for a blowjob masturbator – thick lips, open mouth and even a slightly protruding tongue. The overall feel was really lifelike – the “skin” had that slight give of real skin without completely collapsing on itself. It was also big enough to fit right in the palm of my hand, making for  a familiar movement when I finally did get down to using it.

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I followed the suggestion of a few guys who have used it before and sat it in a bowl of warm water before using it for the first time, for a more realistic temperature. Slapped a bit of lube on my dick, and slid it down. The “lips” fit right around my shaft, and I felt the suction pulling after the first few strokes. There wasn’t a whole lot of texture inside, and if you like the feeling that a harder tongue gives you during a blow job, you may be slightly disappointed. But for me, the suction was enough and I was cumming after a few minutes. (Not before snapping a pic of the Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal around my  dick and emailing it off to my girl.)

When I “came to” a little while later, I just ran some warm water into the toy from the sink to clean it out, then scrubbed it up with some soapy water. It’s now sitting at the side of my bathroom sink, drying off while I type up this review. Was it as good as my amazing girlfriend on her knees in front of me giving me some deep throat lovin’? No – but it was a damn good substitute!