Sex Machines The Not-So-Scary Way

Think that porn stars and ladies who appear on Howard Stern are the only ones who use sex machines? What was once an oversized and bulky sex toy has now slimmed down for use in your own bedroom. Sure, the classic Sybian machine hasn’t changed much in the last fifteen years or so, but it’s smaller offspring are now flying off the shelves for at home use. So what should you look for in a sex machine for your own pleasure experiences?

First thing is to look at your budget. Sex machines are a high ticket item, with some running into the multiple thousands of dollars. This big and bulky style may be better suited for an adult film set or a naughty night club. Some of the smaller at home units are more reasonably priced. The Fetish Fantasy Portable Sex Machine is priced just under $500. This is still a hefty chunk of change for a sex toy, but much more budget friendly compared to its competition. (Sure, you can pick up rather inexpensive ‘sex furniture’ like the Inflatable Hot Seat for less than $50, but this isn’t a sex machine in the technical sense of the word. Sex machines thrust the dildo in and out, while other setups like the Hot Heat are stationary units with vibrators attached.)

Sex Machines The Not-So-Scary Way

The next quality to look for in your sex machine is the way that your body is positioned. While you may be tempted by machines that you lower yourself onto and enjoy in a ‘sitting’ position, this doesn’t give you the most amount of control. In order to feel totally at ease with your sex toy, you want to have something that penetrates at a horizontal angle rather than a vertical one. That way, if you do need to move, you’re not relying on holding up your own weight to hit the right angles. On a horizontal plane, you can just scoot forward or backward in a doggy style position to find the sweet spot.

Lastly, you want something that’s powered by plugging it in. This isn’t the time for battery powered or even rechargeable sex toys. Sex machines take up a lot of power, and you don’t want them dying out mid-session. If you’re spending several hundred dollars on a sex machine, be sure it has a universal plug system that will allow the toy to be used on various styles of outlet – no matter where in the world you are.