Steak & Blowjob Day Is Here!

Happy Steak & Blowjob Day, everyone! What? You haven’t heard of this holiday? If you’re a guy, you are certainly missing out! Steak and Blowjob Day was started in the early 2000s by a radio DJ based out of Boston. Celebrated exactly a month after Valentine’s Day – March 14th – this day is considered the ‘anti-Valentine’s Day’ for guys. No cards, no flowers, no candy, just two basic things are required in celebration of Steak and Blowjob Day – a well-cooked piece of beef and a skillful blowjob.

So how can lovers make the best of this day? What do you do if you’re not into giving blowjobs? There are a number of ways that you can train your mouth for some deep throat sessions in anticipation of this day. One option used by a number of blowjob newbies is desensitizing throat spray. These blowjob sprays numb the back of your throat and relax your gag reflex. Rather than retching and heaving and looking overall unsexy, blow job sprays can help relax your throat for a great dick sucking session.

Steak & Blowjob Day Is HereAnother option that some women take is bypassing the mouth altogether – at least an actual mouth. Blowjob masturbators are sex toys for men that look and feel like someone is wrapping their lips around their member and taking it all down. With life-like lips and a realistic texture, blowjob masturbators are an alternative for the lovers who can’t stand the thought of getting a penis into their mouth. All you need to do is have the skills to give a hand job, and the toy will do the rest for you! This is also great for the guys who are alone on Steak and Blowjob Day, but that’s kind of the equivalent of ladies sending themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day – don’t you think?

So you’ve got the blowjob down, but how about the steak? This is the perfect time to bypass your mass market chain grocery store and head out to your local butcher. Not only will you get a higher quality piece of meat, they can also give you tips and tricks on how to cook the perfect steak. Don’t be afraid to ask, as a piece of ribeye is cooked very differently than a filet mingnon, and a T-bone differently than top sirloin! Pick up a case of beer or a bottle of his favorite wine, and you’re ready to go! Happy Steak and Blowjob Day, everyone!

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