5 Things You Need For A Sexy Sleepover

When it comes to inviting someone over to your house for a little nookie, if you don’t have all the essentials, you can bet there won’t be a next time. Just like your first impression lasts the longest, the impression of your living arrangement can change that impression – either for worse or for better. For some reason, people still make the same mistakes over and over again and they wonder why no one wants to come back. Yet, there are few things you need to do before that doorbell rings. Here are five things you need for a sexy sleepover.

1. Make sure you don’t have anything to do the next day. The last thing you want is to leave your partner there in the morning with a note by his or her head. This is not only inconsiderate, but if you don’t entirely trust the person, you don’t want them to go through all your stuff. Also, you don’t want to be sitting at your desk at work thinking about what that stranger is doing in your house.

2. Make sure to get rid of anything that ages you. This can be diplomas with the year of graduation, childhood pictures (you can tell the age by how yellow or non-digital it is), and even teddy bears. Guys, make sure to get rid of all your action figures and/or viagra. Ladies, get rid of anything that might put you in an age box, especially if your box is going 50 shades of grey.

3. Get those dimmers on. Dim lighting is good for a number of reasons, but mainly it will make you more attractive. Dim lighting can have the same effect as a black and white photograph ­– it just hides all the flaws. So, make sure to turn off all those bright, white fluorescent lights.

4. Keep a bedside drawer full of all the essentials. These essentials include condoms, vibrators, handcuffs, lubricant, pornos – anything that will get you and your hot date in the mood. Plus, you never want to be scrambling around for condoms. The longer you take to reach or fumble for a condom, the quicker you will lose that lovin’ feeling. The same goes for vibrators and lube. Always within arm’s reach should be the rule of thumb.5 Things You Need For A Sexy Sleepover5. Be a good host. Most people think they’ve sealed the deal the moment their date agrees to come up for a night cap, but that is a micro perspective of things. You want to have a macro perspective: making that person breakfast the next day – with a delicious cup of coffee – is the best way to keep that lover coming back as soon as you sext and press send. If the sex and breakfast is good, chances are you’ll keep getting some – even if you think you’re not that into after a while, you won’t be the one playing the fool.

At the end of a day, having a sexy sleepover takes a lot of work. You also want to make sure the dishes are clean and there isn’t anything too suspicious afoot, like condom wrappers from other lovers and you might want to keep your pooch in the laundry room – with plenty of food and water. Lastly, be sure to clean your sheets too – even if you know you have to clean them again the next day.