How to Give the Perfect Head

Nothing’s worse than a guy telling you to stop giving him head and just get onto the sex part of your session. I can’t say that I’ve been in that position lately, but in my earlier days, I certainly had a few guys tell me to either stop, or offer me instructions on how to do it better. Frankly, I should thank the ones that offered up their tips (literally). They were the ones who made my blowjob what it is today, and they inspired me to do my research and learn what really works. Here are a few pointers to make sure you get it right the first time, every time.

perfect headQuit Using Your Hands
Women often use the hand twisting trick to go along with their oral pleasure. While this might work on the sensitive ones, nothing is going to feel better than your mouth. Period. Take your hands off and see just how deep you can go. You don’t need to get to the point of gagging every 5 seconds, but take your time and see how well you do without those hands. He’ll appreciate it, and so will you. You’ll get better at going deeper in time.

Change Your Speed
A blowjob is a lot like sex. If you keep things in the same tempo, and even the same position, it’s going to get boring fast. Nothing says that you need to be lying down with you on top, or any other position for that matter. Mix things up and you’ll find a position that’s going to have you done in about 2 minutes. See? It’s exactly like sex, in the way that certain positions suck, while others feel absolutely amazing. Mix it up a bit and you’ll keep him on edge for a long time to come.

Play with the Testes
You don’t need to go squeezing these things, but fondling that little sack below his penis is going to make him go nuts. Play with them lightly, because if you do any damage to them the night is ruined, and he’ll never be able to have kids. Conversely, don’t go tickling them, or you’ll end up with him hip thrusting you in the mouth, and that’s going to look funny in the morning.

Swallow!
I can’t tell you enough how important this part is. I know, it tastes absolutely horrid if you swallow wrong. But guys respect women who swallow so much more than those who spit. If you really need help with this one, take it as deep as you can (hopefully, he’ll give you heads up as to when he’s about to finish) and open your throat. If you do it right, it’ll go right down and you’ll never even taste it. Make sure to take a minute and wash your mouth out with water before kissing him again. Be forewarned that you’re either going to do this one or you’re not. If you change your mind at the last minute, you’re going to find yourself with an eye full of semen, and that hurts a LOT more than an eye full of water.

I hope I’ve inspired you to change your rookie ways a bit. Remember, the more you please him, the more he’ll try to please you, and the more crap you can give him for being terrible at going down.