Three Embarassing Sexual Moments and How to Recover

We’ve all done it sometime – completely embarrassed ourselves in the bedroom. Sometimes it’s with a relationship that’s been going on for a while, and you can just laugh it off. Other times, though, you might be with a new partner and all you want to do is crawl into a hole and hide. Our team at Adam and Eve have shared our most embarrassing bedroom moments and come up with ways that you can redeem yourself better than we did!

embrassing sexual momentsEmbarrassing Moment One – Marcy confessed that during one rather rambunctious sex session, she queefed (or fanny-farted, as some know it). Not once, not twice, but three times in one session.

What she did – The first time she ignored it, hoping her partner didn’t hear. The second time she apologized to her lover. The third time she asked to stop having sex, since she was so embarrassed with the situation.

What she should have done – Marcy went down the right track with ignoring the first queef. One thing that she didn’t do, though, is change sexual positions. Certain positions, such as doggy style, create opportunities for the penis to push air into the vagina (which causes the queef). While you don’t have to go all missionary to avoid embarrassing fanny flatulence, positions where your legs are spread are more likely to lead to queefing. Our other tip? Get your moan on! If he’s listening to you beg for more and calling his name, he’s not going to hear slips of air escaping from your lady parts!

 Embarrassing Moment Two – Angel’s ticklish nature resulted in him kneeing his partner in the face when he was giving him a blowjob.

What he did – Angel was so ticklish, that when his lover put his hands on Angel’s hips before getting his lips on his cock, he brought his thighs up in a defensive reflex and clocked his boy straight in the chin. He apologized profusely, even though it was obvious that lover boy wasn’t really hurt. He then apologized a few more times during and after sex.

What he should have done – Stopped at the single apology. When humans are sexually aroused, the endorphins in their system help cover up pain. (Which is why during sex, your rough play may not hurt, but you’re sore a few hours later.) Once it was clear that he wasn’t really injured (no bleeding, chipped teeth, etc), Angel should have brought him in for a sexy kiss to get their minds back on the task at hand.

Embarrassing Moment Three – Jody got her period while she was having sex with her girlfriend.

What she did – Stopped having sex. Jody was so disgusted by her own body that she couldn’t get her head back into the game and just stopped.

What she should have done – While having sex on your period may seem gross, usually it’s in the mind of the one who’s just started bleeding. Partners – especially female partners – don’t tend to care! One great suggestion is that the two of you head off to the shower to continue your love making, if you’re so hung up about getting blood everywhere. If you’re not, spread out some towels and keep the session going!