Funny Sex Toy Reviews: Batteries Are the New Diamonds

M526 – Velvet Touch Vibrator
My wife loves this, and according to her, an alarm clock should come with it. The orgasm is so intense she falls asleep right after using this Vibe.

4548 – Tickle His Pickle
Most of the information I knew but some I did not. Hubby grinned from ear to ear when he saw me reading. Once I applied what I read he, well, let’s just say he is still grinning.

H060 – Wet Wabbit Vibrator

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My girlfriend loves this thing, but i keep it in my place or i know i would never see her again. lol This product was worth the money i paid for it.

Extreme Dream Doll
I f*** this thing every night. Her pussy is so tight. I love this thing. I cum all over it!
I fu**ed her in the tub, shower, on the pool table, even in my
sisters bed! I LOVE THIS THING!

Snow Bunny Vibrator
OMG. The puddle in my bed was as big as lake michigan after using this bad boy. If you want to C*M as hard as I did you will order this today with rush delivery. Shhhh, don’t tell my husband.

M513 – Ultimate Performance Male Enhancement Cream
Went from a 5 MINUTE QUICK SHOOT TO AN Hour 1/2 Mad Locomotive :)

8915 – AA Batteries

Batteries are a girls best friend!!