Chocolate body paint is a thin type of frosting that can be painted onto your lover’s body, then licked up to enjoy the sweet taste. We particularly enjoy dripping it over the stomach, and using your fingers to paint it on the more sensitive parts of the body, such as the tip of the cock or a woman’s nipples to get the blood pumping. Looking for a quick substitution and can’t make it to the toy shop before the big day? You can always warm the chocolate frosting you can get at your grocery store and add a bit of milk to thin it out!

Looking for something a bit more discreet? Instead of going out and getting the usual box of boring square chocolate, try a shape a bit more on the naughty side! You can find chocolates, both loose and on a lollipop stick, in the shape of many adult images. Some of our favorites are breasts, vaginas, cocks, lips and asses. If you’re really creative, the same company that makes the Clone-A-Willy kit does a chocolate Clone-a-Pussy kit!

Have you tried chocolate flavoured condoms? They’re great for safe oral sex, and adds the sweet cocoa taste that we all love. It’s ideal for those ladies who prefer not to swallow, but still want to give their man a great blow job.

You can always rely on the good ole chocolate sauce to add a bit of spice to your love life as well. For guys who have other halves that are a bit reluctant to get their mouths anywhere near their cocks, this is a bit of motivation to get their head down south. You can always return the favour with a chocolate syrup trail of your own on her clit to get you lapping it up that much more! Add whipped cream and a few cherries and you have yourself a sexual sundae that I’m sure you and your partner won’t forget!

You can always take it a step further and get yourselves a chocolate fountain for the night. You can start off by dipping your ideal desserts into the flowing chocolate after your quiet meal at home. Once all the strawberries, pound cake, and crisped rice treats are gone, you can move onto dipping in your fingers and having your date lick off the chocolate. Where it ends up is only held back by your own boundaries!

1. When flowers start to die, they drop their leaves and petals all over the place. When a sex toy starts to die, you just have a slightly less powerful sensation until you change the batteries.
2. Would you rather have your friends be jealous of the fact you’ve got some flowers, or neighbours be jealous of the amount of screaming and moaning coming from your bedroom?
3. Sex toys travel well. When you need a little pick-me-up on a business trip, it’s a lot easier to transport a small bullet vibe than a dozen roses.
4. Your partner will get as much enjoyment out of a new sex toy as you will. Most guys aren’t that into flowers.
5. Have you ever heard of an allergy to vibrators?
6. Six weeks after getting flowers, they’re sat at the bottom of a garbage barrel or in your compost pile. Six weeks after getting a rabbit vibrator, you’re still amazed at how you never have cum so hard in your life.
7. Flowers can bring bugs into the house. The only time you’ll get insects on sex toys is if you’ve been playing with them outdoors.
8. Getting flowers at work will make most of your female co-workers saying how sweet your man is. Getting sex toys at work will lead to much more interesting conversations.
9. There are dildos that are just as visually appealing as a bunch of flowers.
10. You can appreciate finger-tip vibes in the dark.
11. Flowers may be edible, but flavoured lubes and chocolate body paint are probably a bit tastier on the tongue.
12. Taking a shower with a handful of tulips doesn’t quite have the same seductive factor as bringing in a waterproof vibrator.
13. You can enjoy a nipple clamps when your nose is all stuffed up with a cold.
14. The way a woman’s vaginal area looks after a few moments with a pussy pump is better than any orchid could ever look.
15. If you really want a flower, you can get the best of both worlds.

Sure, you may think that flowers are less “forward” and a bit more tactful for those relationships that are just starting out at this time of the year, but for those of us who have been in long standing partnerships and are used to getting the traditional bunch of roses each February 14^th, a sex toy is a great break from the monotony and a sure fire way to get the action you’re looking for that evening!

Tips to get a Gym Hottie

How can you stand out from all the other ladies to get his attention, without making it painfully obvious that you’d do just about anything to get his digits?
- Take off the iPod. If you have any hope in Mr Hot Stuff approaching you, you need to look approachable. Wearing a pair of headphones in your ears gives off the impression that you don’t want to be disturbed. Otherwise, the only way that he’s going to be able to get your attention is by trying to manoeuvre in front of you to catch your gaze, which can be a bit strange looking if taken the wrong way!

- Know his workout routine. Without being stalker-ish, have a general idea of what his gym regime is like. This isn’t so much to enable you to follow him around like a lost puppy, but more for your own self-awareness. If your target guy happens to approach you, you’ll have a clue as to when and where it may happen. You’ll be ready to break the ice, and not caught off guard.

- Don’t overdo the perfume. Yes, we all get a bit funky when we are working out. You want to be sure that you’ve got enough deodorant on to take care of any excess smells, but you need to make sure you don’t smell like a Macy’s counter either. Let those pheromones do their work, but don’t let him smell you coming.

- You’re at a gym, not a bar. Dress the part! There’s no need for fake eyelashes, loads of makeup, and perfectly placed hair weaves while working out. A guy can spot desperation like this a mile away, and trust me – it’s not a good look. Go for a natural appearance. Tie your hair back, wear a new gym outfit, and break out those running shoes.

- Ask him to give you a hand. If good-looking happens to be nearby when you need someone to spot you on the weights, why not ask him? It’s a great way to get the conversations going, as well as making that all important eye contact. While you’re at it, ask him if he has any suggestions on classes offered at the gym, or staff members he thinks could really help you enhance your routine. With any luck, he’ll invite you along to the classes he goes to, or offer to work on your work out himself.

Chances are, he is there to exercise, and not socialize. You need to find your own methods so that you’re not encroaching in on his work-out time. If you get a rejection, don’t be completely discouraged. That just means it’s time to move on to the next hottie that attends your spin class!