In my opinion, life is short – all we have is ourselves and hopefully our significant others to stand by us till the end. But one of the most important things to nurture that relationship so that it will make you rich with happiness and feed you with love until the day you die.

One of my favorite things to do is to give her an entire weekend – maybe a week – where I am her devoted slave. I cook for her – breakfast, lunch and dinner and bring it to her wherever she is.  If she wants to go out to a nice restaurant then we do that, I won’t say no. If she wants a massage, in the bath, with bubble, then I oblige. This is a great way to show her you care. Be so devoted that you’ll do anything for her and she will repay you in a multitude of different ways.

Being a devoted lover not only builds trust, but it also builds a bond between a man and woman. It can set your sex life on fire and makes romance an adventure. Keeping a relationship exciting – especially a marriage – if one of the key elements to longevity. Showing her with all her heart that you will bend over backwards for her, promised her you would be there in sickness and in health  – and not just when you’re horny.

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Womanese is a simple way of describing their language – which is virtually untranslatable. Words can mean other words and whole conversations can be about something else entirely. But understanding what a woman is trying to communication is one of the most essential keys to unlocking a beautiful relationship and having healthy sex life with no mysteries and no ambiguity.

Here is a quick example: when a woman says she “doesn’t want to talk about something” it means exactly that, but there are a few important caveats. It doesn’t mean she doesn’t totally want to talk about it, but it also means she wants to work something out. Sound complicated? You’ve done something she doesn’t like. You were at a party and you said something you hadn’t realized upset her until now (12 hours later) or you’ve come home too late – it could be a million things you didn’t realize you did. No, she doesn’t want to talk about it, but she does want you to say these magic words: “I’ll work on it, I promise, I know it upsets you, so I’ll work on it.” This magic string of words will make everything okay – then take her out to dinner and treat her like a queen. Its better to take the higher road and best of all you’ve just had your first A+ in Womanese.

There are an infinite amount of combinations of Womanese and learning to speak it is as simple as understanding simple turns of phrases, tones of voice, and words that could mean other words. Soon enough you’ll be able to differentiate when a woman is speaking Womanese and when she is just trying to have a normal conversation. Remember guys: women are complex, but just because you are a little less dimensional doesn’t mean you can’t relate.

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First, I should mention that penis size is an interesting subject. Average penis size is somewhere between 5 and half to 7 inches.  Some women say too big is bad and too small is worse.  Most men are average. But don’t feel ashamed of your size.

A new product has been released that extends your penis size by 3.5 inches.  Also, the end is covered in little nubs to give that extra pleasure.  Trust me, I’ve been with an amazing amount of women – I know what I’m talking about and I know what I’m doing in bed. To have an extra 3.5 inches down there is a gift you should not refuse.

The penis extender just slips on like a condom and you are ready to go. I’ve never felt more like a sex god with one of these on. All my current lovers are in awe at how much more ecstasy I can give them with this new toy.

With a little lube and some extra outrageous foreplay it will surely be a night to remember. The penis extender is made of a jelly material and is super stretchy so it can fit most men. Another amazing thing is that it stays in place when you are in the middle of all the action – it won’t let you down. With 3.5 extra inches you will be able to make her have orgasms in places she never thought was possible.

Remember: no matter what – 3.5 inches is worth its weight in gold.

Women: my advice on seduction will also teach men how to turn you on with out going too fast and freaking you out.

These words of wisdom will work for first dates, heat up ages old relationships, and spice up marriages.

Most people confuse seduction with foreplay. Seduction comes before anything else. Before kissing. Seduction is about teasing with the eyes, voice, and fingers.  Without staring you must gaze into your lover’s eyes longingly – squint a little as if you are undressing her with your teeth. I call these “cheetah eyes” – the way a cheetah looks at it’s pray as the heat of the sun beats down and they are forced to squint. These are also called “sex eyes” – be sure to lift your eyebrows a little if you have dexterity – as if you are pointing directly to the bedroom with just your brow.

Whispering her name in her ear is also sexy. Whisper to her and tell her what a good time you are having with her. If you met that night ask her if she wants to come back home with you.

Touching is also important, but remember: this is not foreplay. This is simple suggestion as to what may come if she does come home with you or does follow you in to the bedroom.  Tickle her elbow a little or her chin or her ear. The ear can be an incredibly sexy place to touch. Another one of my favorite places to touch is the inside of the arm – suggestively of course and with just the tips of your fingers.

The art of seduction is the art of suggestion. To become irresistible you have to make your self so with the subtle art of using three of the five basic senses. It will just get hotter and hotter, I promise….

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Most guys when they say they want to be romantic mean, basically, that they want to get laid.  But women like romance! That’s the simple secret to a perfect date and to get her in the sack afterward.

If you like women to come over have rose petals spattered everywhere with a nice bottle of chilled champagne. Okay maybe not rose petals on the first date, but roses nonetheless. Nice champagne – not the cheap stuff!  Take her to an amazing restaurant and tell her how beautiful she is. Being romantic is in itself is an aphrodisiac. Tell her how much you want to take her home after and make sweet love to her.

If you really want to impress take her to a hotel. If you live near a beach, take her to a hotel by the water. Make sweet love and then wrap yourselves in towels and eat chocolate together. Chocolate after sex can be just as amazing as having a smoke or a shower; or do all three and fall asleep to the sound of the waves and then wake up and have room service. If you don’t have the budget for this one of the best options is to turn your bedroom into a hotel and wait on her hand and foot.

It’s totally worth it if you know you’re gonna get a slice of that afterwards.  And be sure to hold her hand, look gazingly into her eyes. If you want her to want you you’ll pull all the stops. Impressing her on the first date is the first step. The rest is easy breezy. If you want to put a cherry on the cake you’ll give her the best orgasm she has ever had by going down on her for hours.  Give her the world and she’ll give you her body, but it’s a mutual appreciation – so respect her too.

Trust me, it will be a win-win situation you won’t forget.

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But I always tell them that pace isn’t really the issue. Sex is not a relay race and the only baton you’re handing off is the one between the man’s legs. Sex isn’t a race and sex isn’t a sport – remember this. Sex is supposed to be a loving, passionate exchange between two people who love each other. If you just met in bar and you’ll say goodbye in the morning that’s fine too. But the speed and vigorousness of sex should always be something you gauge in the moment.

Some women like it when a man really pounds away. If she does, she’ll beg for it. You’ll surely run into a few issues when one likes it hard and the other likes it soft. The best option here is to talk about it. I always say you should switch off here and there – a little like you do on a long drive. Taking turns to appease your lover in sex is an important and fundamental lesson in love making.

Sex should not be a one-man show in a Podunk bar with a single audience member. Sex should be a rock concert in bed with crowd surfing, cheering and all. The way to achieve this is by deciding who gets to do what and when and coming to certain comprises. There are a host of benefits to slow and rough sex. When the moment is passionate enough and the heart is beating away perhaps harder sex is in the cards. If it’s a slow night and it’s hot outside and there’s a full moon, bring her some flowers, light some candles and gently make love to her. Smooth, hard, or fast – it doesn’t matter – do what you feel and make decisions together.

Trust me, you’ll have much better sex with firm verbal agreements.

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I’ve also been in many interracial relationships. People often ask me what the differences are between dating different women of different races and ethnicities.  I always answer that each on is beautiful and each one offers something entirely unique.  African American women offer an unsurpassed passion in lovemaking that is explosive and exhilarating. Asian women are kind, delicate and live to please.  French women love to talk dirty in bed and Canadian women love to be on top.

One of the biggest things to remember when you’re dating women of different colors, classes, and creeds is to heed to their expectations and adapt. Be like the great chameleon who to survive in the wild must change the color of its own skin to belong.  All across the world there is great love to be had with a multitude of women.  Women too can learn from this same lesson.

The only way to become a sexual adventurer is to dive in to the local sexual customs and culture. In all my experience, I’ve never thought of interracial relationships as being interracial relationships until someone calls me out on it.  I always think of it as sharing the love; love unconditionally. Because making love is making love and the world, if you let it, can a beautiful pleasure dome.

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The Miranda Rights – This is a position where the woman is facing the wall with her arms up as if she’s being pat down and possibly arrested – hence where the name comes from. But instead of reading the Miranda rights tell her how much you want to be inside her. Men – grab her waist and hold her as you insert.  You want to keep her steady. Grab a stool for size differences.

The Ship Captain – Land ho! This position gives a new twist to missionary. When he’s on top pop your legs over his shoulder. Tell him to hold on to your ankles as he steers the ship to the nearest landmass of orgasmic gold.

The Machine Gunner – The enemy is fast approaching – quick grab your woman and strap her to your waist. This position is a little like the rock you like a hurricane, but the opposite. This one can get a little difficult and may take practice but you’ll get the hint soon enough. Imagine doggy style but with no bed – if he’s strong enough he’ll be able to hold you up.

Hope these help. Next time you’re making nookie try one of these new positions.  Practice makes perfect! So make sure to practice everyday…. if you know what I mean.

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Like an artist standing in front of a canvas, your lover is the masterpiece – from head to toe your lips will be the paintbrush. In order to be a master you must study the geometry of your lover’s body and her skin and know exactly where to fit each kiss in order to maximize ultimate pleasure.

Most people know very well the French kiss, but not many people know how to do it right. Have you ever looked in the mirror or taken a picture while doing it? Chances are if it looks ridiculous, you’re probably doing it wrong.  The French kiss got its name at the turn of 20^th century, because the French were known to have more liberal sex practices, but just like French toast and French fries this doesn’t really mean anything. The French kiss is just another puritan invention to give a naughty connotation to something in their eyes the see as salacious.

Of course now the French kiss seems to be one of the most innocent acts in our day in age. Remember, sex isn’t wrong – it is freedom and it is an art. In France, this type of kiss is called baiser amoureux or the lover’s kiss – which sounds more passionate, because it is. It’s intended to be delicate – use your tongue sparingly and don’t let it all hang out. Use mostly your lips – suck on your lover’s lips – lightly nibble the upper and bottom lips. Remember: less is more! In French slang, the French kiss is called patin or ice skating shoe, because it should be as delicate and graceful as a figure skater on ice.

But kissing should not be reserved just for the lips – the whole body needs to be painted by your lips – every corner.  You can start with your lips, but move down to her neck – the front and the back. Then move down to her armpits, over to her nipples, and then around her stomach. You can then move down to her behind, then down her thigh and to her knees – and even the back of her knees.  You’re almost there – move down to her feet – slowly – and kiss the tips of her toes.  Remember to go slowly and move up and down the body with grace and never slobber; reserve the tongue for those hard to reach places. And lastly, keep note: her moans will guide you!

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For women, being told all the places your going to touch her can really make her dripping wet. That is of course if you say the right thing.

Dirty talk can be little like impromptu. You have to be quick on your feet. You also don’t want to start saying the same things over and over again. And don’t be afraid of going out of character. Change is good. Confidence is key. There are a million combinations of ways to say you want to make her cum and how you’ll get there. Tell her how you’ll start and with what tool – human or machine. Tell her how bad you want to be inside her and how you’ve been dreaming of it all day at work.  Tell her how bad you want to suck on her nipples and squeeze her breasts. Her breasts can be an incredibly erogenous zone – teasing the nipples by nibbling and lightly pinching or perhaps with some clamps can really make her turned on. You can also tell her how bad you want to lick her clitoris and taste her. Tell her you love the way she tastes – make her feel confident and don’t be afraid of getting a little messy. You might get a little dough on your hands, but nothing that can’t be cleaned up by putting your fingers in her mouth and telling her to suck on them. You can also tell her to do things to you too. Tell her where to put her mouth and fingers.  Tell her how fast or how slow. Be a little firm with her and show a little dominance. Dominance can be hot.  And when you’re making love ask her how she likes it. Ask her how it feels inside her. Ask her what she wants. Tell her how you’re going to make love to her and in what way.

Remember though, small talk during sex can be like turning the cold water on. Stick to the dirty talk and don’t be hesitant about using words you wouldn’t normally use. Surprise her and surprise yourself. Sex should be an exploration.

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