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Fort Knox Has Got Nothing on this Girl

Eve’s Slim Pink Pleaser Vibrator I am a virgin with a double hymen...so basically I have 2 holes...and I thought this would be good, since it is labled SLIM, but obviously it is only SLIM for non-virgins. Im trying to stretch up for my boyfriend. I finally got this in my pu$$y for the first time last...

Posted to Channel 69 Adult Sex Toy Report at 11 - Your Place for Funny Sex Toy Reviews (Weblog) by Eden on 08-28-2008
Bone Appetit

Remote Control Pleasure Bullet I love to torment my wife with this!! And I'm pretty sure that she enjoys it to. Nothing is hotter then watching her squirm while trying to give her food order to a waitperson in a resturant while I play with the controller. By the time dinner is finished, we are both...

Posted to Channel 69 Adult Sex Toy Report at 11 - Your Place for Funny Sex Toy Reviews (Weblog) by Eden on 08-27-2008
You Won't Find this BAM in Emeril's Kitchen (Hopefully)

Bam Realistic Cock (The review box asked me to clean this up, so excuse the bleeps.) Appearance: 3 Stars - does NOT look like picture! It’s all one color, a very dark black. Quality: 4 Stars - it has a nice texture, but a very strong smell. Pleasure: 5 Stars – this is a scream-wrenching convulsive-orgasm...

Posted to Channel 69 Adult Sex Toy Report at 11 - Your Place for Funny Sex Toy Reviews (Weblog) by Eden on 08-26-2008
Make Sure Your Dental Plan Full Coverage

Wild G Spot Vibrator bought this for my wife and she LOVES it! shes been to the dentist to repair chipped teeth from her massive orgasms!!!! Get the Wild G and other tooth nashing vibrators at Adam & Eve Vibrators .

Posted to Channel 69 Adult Sex Toy Report at 11 - Your Place for Funny Sex Toy Reviews (Weblog) by Eden on 08-25-2008
Looks Great Next to Your Mounted Bass

Crystal Teaser Glass Dildo This is my first glass toy and I thought it would be too intimidating-NOT!! Also think it would make a great mantel decoration. Think about the conversations about that!!!!!!! Find this beauty and more amazing dildos on Adam & Eve's Dildo Sex Toys Page.

Posted to Channel 69 Adult Sex Toy Report at 11 - Your Place for Funny Sex Toy Reviews (Weblog) by Eden on 08-21-2008
No Dinner Required

Fleshlight The closest to the real thing I've ever tried where I didn't have to buy flowers and candy and call the next morning! Find your new favorite Male Masturbator at Adam & Eve .

Posted to Channel 69 Adult Sex Toy Report at 11 - Your Place for Funny Sex Toy Reviews (Weblog) by Eden on 07-28-2008
Fun for the Whole Family

Tera Patrick’s Big One I purchased this monster even after reading reviews. Mistake. I wasted $30.00. Why? The Tera Patrick would probably satisfy a rhino, as for a normal human female...to much! But it will make a heck of a nice paper weight, or book end. Sure to spark a conversation. I was able to...

Posted to Channel 69 Adult Sex Toy Report at 11 - Your Place for Funny Sex Toy Reviews (Weblog) by Eden on 07-25-2008
Virgins and Donkeys Do Not Go Together

Temptations Virgin Crystal Stroker Feels good, but tore after she used it on me the 2nd time. This thing definitely couldn't handle anyone that was hung like a donkey. Slip into a Male Masturbator from Adam & Eve.

Posted to Channel 69 Adult Sex Toy Report at 11 - Your Place for Funny Sex Toy Reviews (Weblog) by Eden on 07-21-2008
Briana Banks Pussy & Ass

Completely replaced my alcoholic girlfriend It actually felt just like the real thing if she was totally passed out. (which happened a lot) Really incredible sensation and I didn't have to buy it any Taquilla. Slide into more Adam & Eve Male Masturbators .

Posted to Channel 69 Adult Sex Toy Report at 11 - Your Place for Funny Sex Toy Reviews (Weblog) by Eden on 07-17-2008
Nuclear Powered Vibrator?

Wallbangers Waterproof Clit Vibrator I can't believe how many good reviews this toy got - it's poorly designed and too powerful at best. The clit stimulator has ONE setting, feels like it's connected directly to a nuclear power source, and leaves me feeling hypersenstive and abused after...

Posted to Channel 69 Adult Sex Toy Report at 11 - Your Place for Funny Sex Toy Reviews (Weblog) by Eden on 07-16-2008

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