You know those statements that say “Guys think about sex every 6 seconds?” Guess what, I know, you know, and everyone else knows that guys aren’t the only ones that think about sex all day, every day. There are days that I can’t get sex out of my head, and I’m ready to jump the next guy that I see. Obviously, this isn’t socially acceptable, and I’d like to think that I’ve taken a little bit of time to know a guy before I go letting him penetrate me. But when it’s on my mind all the time, and I know I’m not the only one, I have to take a little bit of action just to get the thought out of my head. If I don’t, it’s going to wear into my productivity.
Think about Sports
I’m not sure if this works for everyone, since some athletes are smoking hot, but when I think about sports like football and rugby, I find nothing actually erotic about it. I’ll read football stats, watch some top 10 plays on ESPN, anything to start thinking about sports, and my hormones ease up a little bit. As a side note, this is also a good trick for the guys that are a little “trigger happy” in the bedroom too. Get him to think about a bunch of jacked up dudes butting shoulder pads, and your problem is solved.
Go for an Office Fling
While it might be inappropriate to go for office sex, if you’ve got a colleague who can keep things quiet, and you can find a place with a little bit of privacy, taking a break where no one can see you could be just the trick you need to get sex out of your head, at least for a few hours. I’ve only done this once, and it was one of the worst sex experiences I’ve ever had with a man. Regardless, it still took my mind off of sex at least until I was able to get home to something a little bit more experienced.
Lunch Break with a Toy
If an office affair isn’t quite up your alley, feel free to bring one of your many toys into work with you. Make sure you’ve got it well concealed or you’ll give off the wrong signal. Find a place where you can get some good privacy for fun with yourself. FYI, the bathroom is a bad idea, since someone else could walk in at any moment. And while you may love for them to join in, not everyone has the same sexual rush that you do.
Immerse Yourself in Work
The more you surf around social sites and sites like this one, the more you’re going to think about sex. Anyone who is overwhelmed with work will tell you that they don’t think about sex at all during the day, simply because they don’t have the time to. The pressure of work easily cancels out your hormones, so work to keep yourself as busy as possible so you don’t find yourself looking at things that would get you going.
Bear in mind that none of these are actually guaranteed to work, and a few of them could have the complete opposite effect on you. Feel free to let me know if you’ve got something that works for you.